30 June 2005

The Nudists Are Gone

For a week each summer, a resort down the road hosts a group of nudists. Apparently there was some fuss because the tennis courts are easily viewed from the road, so they started wrapping them in black plastic for the duration of their visit each year. I keep thinking that must make the courts really hot even if you are naked.

It would be easy to say the resort is giving in to Puritanical attitudes (which they are), but the tennis courts come right before a hazardous intersection, and the last thing they need is bunch of collisions at their entrance spawned by doubletakes.

The plastic is gone; therefore so must be the nudists.

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